So… to sum up everything Sarah Palin has said tonight: “I don’t know much about the economy, other countries, the war, this country, people, life, or video games or sexy people… so let’s talk about Alaska, gosh darnit. Heck. <insert made-up demographic here>.”
I am watching this debate on CNN, where they’ve got a ticker on the bottom indicating the responses to the candidates from uncommitted men and women from Ohio. When Biden talks, it’s WAY positive about 80% of the time or more. When Palin talks, it just kind of bobbles in the middle… like no one really knows what the fuck she’s talking about when she opens her mouth.
Also, Alaska does NOT equal a huge state. Geographically? It is large. In terms of population? You’re dealing with a state with less people than the SMALL PART of Chicago for which Barack Obama was responsible for as a community organizer. Then again, contributing to your community is petty hilarious to Republicans, so I assume she just forgot about his experience there.
Sarah needs to go home. She should sit at her rear-most facing window, facing Russia and stay vigilant to make sure we never get invaded by the Reds.
That or, you know, go back to her home on Whore Island.
